SpicySalad's Stuff

Hello! I exist. Check some of my existence out, if you like.

About me

Everything you need to know

Twitter banner was by VariousPotatoe on G+. If you help me find her again I'll love you forever
Mostly into transformers rn but I'm a bit multifandom, other fandoms may include BG3, dinosaurs, Fallout, Skyrim, For Honor, DBD, and anything else that I like. I rt art I really like, funny/relatable posts, and thoughts I agree with. Agreeing with one thought =/= total endorsement, I'm not omniscient of drama after all. I post about my stories, goofy stuff, and random drama I want to clear my head about. I try to keep the drama to a minimum tho because it's not good for me lmao
Multishipper, favorite ships rn are WaveWave, SkyStar, KOBD, MegOp/DPax, and ShockBlurr. Subject to change. I can be convinced on a lot of ships I don't initially fw!
Other ships I like include but are not limited to: Dratchet, Optiratch, Soundrod, Soundstar, Grimbee
I love AUs! Tell me about yours! Ask me about mine! Let's mash up this franchise until John Hasbro is rolling in his grave
TFP is my favorite continuity by a landslide, but I also love TFOne, TFA, Earthspark, and Cyberverse.
I will ignore you 90% of the time if I disagree with you on something serious. I may also just miss the notif. I try my best.I support trans rights and have an interest in racial equality, although it's not my place to speak much on the latter. There's plenty of people out there far more educated and experienced than myself.I've been a comfortable monster/robofucker for most of my life. Not a proshipper - everything I like assumes consenting adults are the subject.

Likes and hobbies

Writing, drawing, listening to music, videogames, consuming unhealthy amounts of Thing of the Week. Current Thing of the Week: Transformers

An original universe featuring a hodgepodge of critters, angry dragons, murder lesbians, and weird genders.

TFP AU that asks the question: What if Megatron was so rotten his most loyal commanders defected to protect the people they love most - each other.

DNI/Boundaries

Dos:
-ask me about my projects!! I love my babies and can't wait to yap about them! My DMs and replies are open!
Don'ts/DNI:
-If you just want to argue. Begone debatebros.
-shedtwt (unless you want support for leaving those spaces)
-Pedo/incest likers. It makes me immensely uncomfortable. And like, stop following "proship dni" people? That's honestly bordering on some kind of sexual harassment. Respect boundaries and stay in your own gross corner of the internet, yikes.
Please don't interact with my NSFW posts if you're a minor! I won't interact back and I'll probably soft block you.
Don't DM or reply to me NSFW things unless it's relevant to the conversation or I say you can.
"erm you're writing this character wrong-" shut up, I don't care, I have a vision and I'm sticking to it. Think "what would push them to do that?" instead of "they wouldn't do that!", it's honestly a fun thought exercise and I can't recommend it enough. Unless I'm actively asking for input, just shush.
I know my art's bad, don't remind me. I know my writing isn't for everyone, don't tell me. Scroll away, please.

Commissions

Starting at 10 cents a page I will proofread any kind of document for spelling errors, and suggest changes for grammar and structure. I may charge extra for long, technical, or disturbing content. Message me on Twitter or Discord if interested or for more information.

(CLOSED)I'm not the greatest at art, but I'd be happy to draw something for you if you don't mind feeding me. Examples and prices below (half price up front, watermark is removed upon completion and full payment). Rates will vary depending on content and complexity.

Lineart, headshot: $20

Lineart, full body: $40
Dynamic/action pose: +$20

Full color headshot (texture and minimal shading): $50
Flat color: $40

Bust/waist: $45-65

Full body, flat color: $50
Full color (texture and minimal shading): $70